America, it has been said, needs to be taken back. Or held onto. Or taken on a long walk on the beach. Whatever the metaphor, there are elections coming up. You should vote if you can, since these might be the last elections.
One narrative put forth by some Republicans is the need for politicians not beholden to special interests, outsiders who are for the people. That seems reasonable. Looking around, I don’t see too many of those in the GOP. To be fair and balanced, the elite Democrats are also beholden to special interests and are insiders.
Among the people (that is, us) there are longstanding complaints about the nature of politicians and folks regularly condemn the activities and traits of the political class. People ask why the sort of folks they claim to really want don’t run, then elect the type of people they claim to loath.
It is time that America had a true choice. A choice not just between candidates of the two political machines, but between actual candidates and an uncandidate. I am Mike LaBossiere and I am your 2026 Uncandidate.
It might be wondered what it is to be an uncandidate. One defining characteristic is the inability to win an election, but there is obviously more to it than that. Otherwise almost all Florida Democrats would be uncandidates.
What truly makes an uncandidate is that they exemplify what voters claim they want, but would assure catastrophic defeat in an election. I’ll run through a few of these and show you why I am an uncandidate for 2026. You can decide if you’d like to be one, too.
One of the main complaints about politicians is that they are beholden to the money that buys them the elections. As an uncandidate, I have a clear message: do not send me your money. If you are like most people, you need your money. If you are a billionaire or PACmaster, I am not for sale. If you find you have some extra cash that you do not need, consider asking a local teacher if she needs some supplies for her classroom or donating to the local food bank or animal shelter. Do some good for those who do good.
My unwillingness to accept money is certain defeat in the political arena. But, I am an uncandidate.
People also complain about the negativity of campaigns. While I will be critical of candidates, I will not engage in fear mongering, scare tactics and straw man tactics through slickly produced scary ads. Part of this is because I have no money to do such things. But part of it is also a matter of ethics. I learned in sports that one should win fairly by being better, not by whispering hate and lies from the shadows. Or shouting them in public.
Since I teach critical thinking, I know that people are hardwired to give more weight to the negative. This is, in fact, a form of cognitive bias, an unconscious tendency. So, by abandoning negativity, I toss aside one of the sharper swords in the arsenal of the true politicians.
Interestingly enough, folks also complain that they do not know much about many candidates. Fortunately, I have been writing a blog since 2007 and have written a pile of books and articles. My classes are on YouTube. My positions on issues are defended in detail . I was also born in the United States, specifically in Maine. The blackflies will back me up on this. While willing to admit errors, I obviously do not shift my views around to pander. This is obviously not what a proper candidate who wants to win would do.
Apparently being an outsider is big these days. I think I went to Washington once as a kid, and I have never held political office. So, I am clearly an outsider. For real. Often, when a person claims to be an outsider, it is like in that horror movie and the call is coming from inside the house (or the senate). Obviously enough, being connected is critical to being elected. I’m unconnected and will remain unelected.
Finally, folks talk about how important the middle class is. While millionaires do claim to understand the middle class, I am middle class. Feel free to make comments about my class or lack thereof. I drive a 2001 Toyota Tacoma and paid $72,000 for my house back in the 1990s. Since I experience the problems of the middle class, I understand those problems. Political offices are obviously enough, not really for the middle class.
So, I announce my uncandidacy for 2026. I am not running because 1) I actually have a job and 2) I would totally lose. But I encourage everyone to become an uncandidate—to be what we say we want our leaders to be (yet elect people who are not that anyway).
I’ll be unrunning my uncampaign forever.
Remember: do NOT send me money. If you have some extra money, donate to your local school, foodbank or animal shelter instead.