I have a Siberian husky named “Isis” and I sometimes wonder whether she is a liberal or a corporation.
Like a liberal, she has the following stereotypical traits
- She expects handouts on a regular basis.
- She cries if she does not get what she wants.
- When protesting, she howls.
- She is not overly concerned with personal hygiene.
- She will eat some pretty strange stuff.
- She does not have a full time job and shows no guilt over this.
- She spends most of her day unconscious.
- She likes people.
- She is all for free health care and free cheese.
Like a corporation, she has the following stereotypical traits:
- She expects handouts on a regular basis.
- She cries if she does not get what she wants.
- She stashes her wealth in secret places (buried in the backyard, rather than on in the Cayman islands).
- She dumps where ever she pleases and expects someone else to clean it up.
- She does not pay taxes.
- She is a job creator (“dump cleaner” is one job she creates).
- She has no qualms about gobbling up smaller, weaker things.
- She thinks she is a person.
