May 10, 2010

When you drive to the beach, you can fill up your tank right at the shore.
You can stop feeling guilty about the time you dumped that used motor oil out behind your house.
No need to bring sun tan oil to the beach-go for a swim and you’ll be coated.
When the gas prices are jacked up again, at least you’ll know why.
It takes up news time that would otherwise be devoted to water skiing squirrels and Frisbee catching dogs.
It put an end to people chanting “drill, baby, drill’…but “spill, baby, spill” is almost as annoying.
It probably killed the giant sea monster that was on its way to attack New Orleans.
It will create a lot of new jobs-get those applications in for Bird Scrubber, Beach Cleaner and Clam Therapist.
At least it is not radioactive.
Self cooking seafood-touch a match to it, put it out and you’re ready to eat!

Top Reasons to Love the Oil Spill