The spring semester is just about to start and soon students will be asking the classic questions.
Q: “Do I have to buy the book?”
A: “Yeah, but if ethics is not a big thing, you can just steal it.”
Q: “Will that be on the test?”
A: “Yes. Every word I say will be on the test.”
Q: “Even what you said about having a husky named ‘Isis’?”
A: “There will be an essay question on that. The stuff I mention about running will be multiple choice.”
Q: “Do you fail a lot of people?”
A: “No. People fail themselves. I merely record that failure.”
Q: “Um, you’re kind of spooky.”
A: “Yeah, I get that a lot.”
Q: “Will that be on the test?”
A: “Yes. Yes it will.”
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